The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to have an ability.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to die on command.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!