The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Nipple Radar.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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the power of fart helium

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the power to hovertate

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!