- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

the ability to levitate

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

the power to walk on land.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to walk through air.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

Pointless Super Powers