The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!