Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!