the power to herd cats

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!