The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!