The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!