The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!