- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to understand irony.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to be alone

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to enter a coma.

the ability to levitate

the power to walk on land.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

Pointless Super Powers