the power to make glass clear

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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the power to change people socks on command

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to do nothing

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!