- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

the power to be Justin bieber

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

The Power of Anti-Sex

The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

the power to have a pointless superpower

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to fart on a plane.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

the ability to command watermelons

The power to be a snail

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

Pointless Super Powers