the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the power to turn into a tree

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to speak only one language

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!