The power to shrink your private parts.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!