THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to create another human

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!