- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ejaculate

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to sharpen a pen

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to only see glass.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

Invisible handwriting.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

Pointless Super Powers