The power to turn into random objects

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to jump face first

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to never come into existence

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!