- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to control yourself

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The ability to be poor for life

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to make pencils dull.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to be a snail

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to make coma patients bark.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

the power of the succulent game

Pointless Super Powers