- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to make money disappear.

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

he power to make mistakes

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to see through windows

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The Ability to shit studs once a week

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power of night-blindness.

Pointless Super Powers