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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.
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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing
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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.
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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.
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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual
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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese
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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.
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The power drown in water
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The power to predict the present
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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.
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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop
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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!
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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping
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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C
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the power to turn into a tree
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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams
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The power to punch that like button
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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling
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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.
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The power to turn into random objects
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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.
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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD
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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you
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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!