- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to be a snail

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

the power of the succulent game

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

the power to become demented

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to ejaculate at command

Pointless Super Powers