The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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the power to count from A to purple

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!