- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to see through anything except air.

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the ability to blow yourself

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to fart rainbows

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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the power the convince people if they agree

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

Pointless Super Powers