The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The ability to see into the present.

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The power to create another human

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

the power to be Justin bieber

The Power of Anti-Sex

The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!