The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!