the power to have another pointless superpower

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to rite liek dis

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

the power to turn into a tree

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

The power to jump face first

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

power to blow up your own head only once,

the power to be alive but only when awake

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!