- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to not live forever

The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

The power to turn into birdseed

The ability to visually contract STD's

The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

the power to not have powers when you need them most

My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The ability to make your heart teleport.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

the power to make food shrimp.

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

Nothing

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

Pointless Super Powers