The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to turn into birdseed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!