- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to not have a brain!

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The abilitie too spell corectly.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to (place useless super power here)

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to let someone control your dick

the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

the power to kill yourself

Pointless Super Powers