the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to have any power on this site.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power drown in water

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to turn retarted

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the power to die at will

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!