The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to be dead

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!