The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The ability to read braile.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to do nothing.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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See through invisible people

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to be dead

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!