The power of learning

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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the power to control urine

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to rotten food.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to smell poop

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!