- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

the power to die at will

The ability to smell colors.

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

The power to be alone

The power to predict yesterday's weather

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to walk into Mordor.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to turn any drink into pee.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

Pointless Super Powers