The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

the power to make food shrimp.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

75% levitation

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to make things invisible...to you.

The power to break a Nokia

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to break your Nokia phone.

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!