The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to be your self

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!