The power to understand math.

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

The power to understand irony.

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

The power drown in water

the ability to invent cheese and toast

Justin Bieber

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

the power to fly while under water

the power to see stuff

The power to touch your toes

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

the power to half transform to something.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!