The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!