The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

The ability to levitate birds

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to have gravity.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to have a power

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to turn any drink into pee.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!