The Power to fart glitter

The power of eating from ears.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

The power to sleep if your not awake

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to have no power

the power to see into the present.

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

the power to become friends with a plastic box

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!