The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to see through glass

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!