- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

The power to be able to never have a power.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

the power to itch your teeth

power to blow up your own head only once,

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to see through glass

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The power to turn load noises into cake

the power to go slower than a snail :l

the power... to read this

Pointless Super Powers