The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the powre to spel

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The power to troll.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!