- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The ability to read braile.

The power to eat junk food at light speed

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

The power to turn any object into food

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

the power to like charlie

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The power to control your own limb movement

The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

Pointless Super Powers