The power of minding your own business

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!