The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power of Grayskull.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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the power to like justin beiber

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!