the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be a dick.

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the power... to read this

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!