Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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shit and piss at the same time

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to think about useless power

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!