The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to clean

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The ability to not live forever

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power of self mind control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!