the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!