The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!