YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to eat nandos

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!