The power to run Crysis.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to run in slow motion

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the ability to see through air

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power of micro penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!