ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to clean

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!