The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to become yourself

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!