- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to slam a revolving door.

The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

Liam Brudenell

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

Pointless Super Powers