The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to predict the present

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The power to like this power

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to die when you die

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!