The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!