- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

the powre to spel

The power to see into the present

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

The power to be dead

The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

The ability to not be Batman

The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

Pointless Super Powers