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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...
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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.
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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you
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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground
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The power to never end your .
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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.
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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.
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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself
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The power to look like yourself
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ability to swim like a frog with no legs
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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.
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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground
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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?
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The useless power to write about useless powers...
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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee
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The power to think about useless power
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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers
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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.
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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.
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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.
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the power to eat only one lays potato chip
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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.
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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.
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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!