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The power to vomit through your anus.
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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.
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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.
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Liam Brudenell
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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling
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The power to turn any object into food
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the power of being yourself
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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.
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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb
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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.
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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.
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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.
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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you
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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore
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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...
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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.
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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog
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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.
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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.
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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.
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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you
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The power to see white objects in off white.
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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.
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The power to summon earthworms
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!